Trolls’ Names Explained
Aradia Megido: "Aradia" is a Neopagan deity who sends warnings and saves mankind of its own destruction, alluding to her role as the Time player. "Megido" comes from Megiddo, an archeological site in Israel where, according to the book of revelations, the final battle in the end of days is gonna take place, alluding both to her archeological hobby and her apocalyptic tendencies.
Damara Megido: “Damara” is a type of sheep, alluding to her sign, Aries.
Nah, I’ll post them now hahaha
I just can’t stop listening to this song ok
The Director and Mary are quite good at dancing, Kedde on the other hand…
“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”
I’ll stop reblogging this gifset when it stops being funny.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
its weird how my sexuality is so important to people with whom i have no intention of having sex
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
An internet for everything you want.
Touch it. Find it. Love it. Spread it.
I’m working on a self portrait and-